Sen, hi\u00e7 \u00c7in Yeme\u011fi yedin mi?<\/p>\n
Fergan\u2019\u0131 \u00e7i\u011f k\u00f6fte almaya g\u00f6nderdim. Son zamanlarda halini iyi g\u00f6rm\u00fcyordum. Tutturmu\u015f bana \u00c7in yeme\u011fi yapacakm\u0131\u015f. Ulan sen ne anlars\u0131n \u00c7in yeme\u011finden! Neyse sesimizi \u00e7\u0131karmayal\u0131m dedik. Gitmi\u015f marketten iki tane patates, bir tane taze so\u011fan, iki tane yumurta ve bir demet \u0131spanak al\u0131p gelmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u201cFergan, bu ne?\u201d\u00a0 Ses yok. \u00c7ok g\u00fczel olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor. \u00c7in\u2019de insanlar\u0131n bu yemeklere \u00e7ok para verdi\u011fini iddia ediyor. \u201cAma zaten bir Yuan yedi Dolar yap\u0131yor, yani genel olarak \u00c7in\u2019de insanlar her \u015feye \u00e7ok fazla Yuan verir!\u201d diyorum, nafile!<\/p>\n
Patatesleri ince ince dilimledi\u011fini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce dayanamay\u0131p bu kadar ince do\u011framay\u0131 nereden \u00f6\u011frendi\u011fini sordum. \u201cJune \u00f6\u011fretti.\u201d\u00a0 dedi, wok tavaya bir ka\u015f\u0131k ya\u011f at\u0131p patates dilimlerini \u00fczerine ilave ederken. Taze so\u011fanlar\u0131n beyaz k\u0131s\u0131mlar\u0131n\u0131 ay\u0131r\u0131p di\u011fer k\u0131s\u0131mlar\u0131n\u0131 ufak halkalar \u015feklinde keserek tavaya ekledi ve be\u015f dakika sonra oca\u011f\u0131n alt\u0131n\u0131 kapatt\u0131.<\/p>\n
\u201cO\u011flum bu patatesler daha pi\u015fmedi, midemize oturmas\u0131n!\u201d diyorum ama dinlemiyor beni. Neymi\u015f, tad\u0131 b\u00f6yle daha lezzetli olurmu\u015f. \u0130kinci tencereye \u0131l\u0131k su koyup oca\u011fa koyduktan sonra ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir demet \u0131spana\u011f\u0131 irili ufakl\u0131 anlams\u0131zca keserek tencereye ilave etti. \u00dczerine biraz \u015feker ilave edip kaynayan \u0131spanak yapraklar\u0131na iki yumurta k\u0131rd\u0131. Suyunu yeterince kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131ktan sonra yumurtal\u0131 \u0131spanak \u00e7orbas\u0131n\u0131n oldu\u011funu iddia ederek taba\u011f\u0131 yemem i\u00e7in \u00f6n\u00fcme koydu.<\/p>\n
– Yok Fergan, ben bunu yiyemem. Hat\u0131r i\u00e7in \u00e7i\u011f tavuk yenir ama \u00c7in \u00e7orbas\u0131 i\u00e7ilmez. Nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 bu \u00c7in yemekleri s\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m sen bana?<\/p>\n
– Sezen Aksu yeni bir \u015fark\u0131 payla\u015ft\u0131. Asl\u0131nda yeni bir \u015fark\u0131 de\u011fil, eski bir \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n daha \u00f6nce yay\u0131nlanmayan versiyonu diyelim. Belki o \u015fark\u0131y\u0131 dinlemeseydim, \u015fu an bu \u00e7orbay\u0131 i\u00e7iyor olmazd\u0131m ama dinledim i\u015fte. Terk edildi\u011fim g\u00fcn\u00fc, daha do\u011frusu sabah\u0131 hat\u0131rl\u0131yorsun de\u011fil mi? \u0130nsan her zaman en mutlu an\u0131nda yar\u0131m kal\u0131yor, en az\u0131ndan benim hep \u00f6yle oldu. Her \u015feyin yolunda gitti\u011fi an gidece\u011fini s\u00f6yledi ve sessizce gitti. Ger\u00e7i giderken herhangi bir \u00e7aba g\u00f6sterip gitmesini durdurmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in zaman zaman kendimi sorgulad\u0131m ama gitti i\u015fte. Giderken bir daha gelmeyece\u011fini biliyordum \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u201cElveda!\u201d bak\u0131\u015f\u0131yla bakm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 bana. \u00dcstelik bu vedan\u0131n sadece alt\u0131 saat \u00f6ncesinde \u201cBir g\u00fcn seni terk edersem, Son Feci Bisiklet\u2019in – Bu K\u0131z \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 dinle, \u00e7ok severim o \u015fark\u0131y\u0131\u201d diyerek bir sinyal vermi\u015f ve ben bunu anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Anlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m ba\u015fka onlarca gecikmenin neden oldu\u011fu karma\u015f\u0131kl\u0131kla bir bu\u00e7uk y\u0131ld\u0131r sabah kahvalt\u0131lar\u0131nda yemedi\u011fim beyaz ekme\u011fi kendime \u0131smarlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k omlete banarak yedim.<\/p>\n
Bir mevsim, iki do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fc, \u00fc\u00e7 bu\u00e7uk ay ge\u00e7ti. Kafamdaki soru i\u015faretlerini tamamen yok ettikten sonra Sezen Aksu \u00e7\u0131kageldi. Sezen Han\u0131m\u2019\u0131 hakl\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karmamak i\u00e7in kafam\u0131 da\u011f\u0131tacak ne varsa denedim. Yeni insanlar tan\u0131y\u0131p yetinmeyi istedim. \u00c7in\u2019den bir misafirim oldu, ad\u0131 June. Tutturdu \u201cSana \u00c7in yeme\u011fi yapaca\u011f\u0131m.\u201d diye. O \u00c7in yeme\u011fi yapt\u0131, ben olanlar\u0131 anlatt\u0131m. \u201cO de\u011fil, sen gecikmi\u015fsin asl\u0131nda\u201d dedi ya da buna benzer bir \u015fey s\u00f6yledi \u015eangay \u015fiveli \u0130ngilizce\u2019nin T\u00fcrk\u00e7e kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 olarak… O an kafama bir \u015feyler dank etti san\u0131r\u0131m, acaba ger\u00e7ekten geciken ben miydim?<\/p>\n
– O\u011flum \u00c7inli minli ne ayak? Vir\u00fcs falan bula\u015ft\u0131rmas\u0131n bize? Niye sen b\u00f6yle \u015feyler yap\u0131yorsun Fergan\u2019\u0131m. Sana anlatt\u0131m ya, sen her tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n insan\u0131 tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131n en iyi insanla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7in b\u00f6ylesin. K\u0131z\u0131n su\u00e7u yok, sen yeterince de\u011fer veremedi\u011fin i\u00e7in gitti i\u015fte. Sen \u015fimdi gideni b\u0131rak, Corona morona bula\u015fmas\u0131n bize?<\/p>\n
– Yok be abi, zaten ond\u00f6rt g\u00fcn kulu\u00e7ka d\u00f6nemi ge\u00e7ti, hem \u00f6yle bir \u015fey olsa, vampir, burnumu \u0131s\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131nda ona bula\u015f\u0131rd\u0131.<\/p>\n
– Vampir ne la? O\u011flum bu \u00e7i\u011f \u0131spanak \u00e7orbas\u0131 ve patates kafa yapt\u0131 sana, ne dedi\u011finin fark\u0131nda m\u0131s\u0131n sen?<\/p>\n
– Yok ya, bunlar kafa yapm\u0131yor. \u00c7orba en fazla sindirim sistemini h\u0131zland\u0131r\u0131yor o kadar, hem sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131ym\u0131\u015f. Vampir olay\u0131 \u00e7ok kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k. Sana onu ba\u015fka bir g\u00fcn anlat\u0131r\u0131m, \u015fimdi sen \u00e7orban\u0131 i\u00e7 yumurtal\u0131 yumurtal\u0131…<\/p>\n
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