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-O\u011flum k\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fczg\u00fcn bir restorana g\u00f6t\u00fcr, bir cafeye g\u00f6t\u00fcr bari tantunici olur mu?<\/p>\n-O\u011flum \u0130brahim ne yapt\u0131n sen \u00f6yle?<\/p>\n
+Ne yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131m abi?<\/p>\n
-Seviyorum dedi\u011fin k\u0131z\u0131 tantuniciye g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcn?<\/p>\n
+Evet abi.<\/p>\n
-Nas\u0131l evet la s\u0131\u011f\u0131r, insan k\u0131zla tantunicide bulu\u015fur mu hi\u00e7?<\/p>\n
+Neden olmas\u0131n abi, senle de hep gidiyoruz!<\/p>\n
-Ulan bozuk teharet muslu\u011fu \u0130bo, benle k\u0131z bir miyiz?<\/p>\n
+Sen benim i\u00e7in daha k\u0131ymetlisin abi, sonu\u00e7ta hi\u00e7 kalbimi k\u0131rmad\u0131n ama o k\u0131z kalbimi k\u0131rd\u0131.<\/p>\n
-Kafan\u0131 k\u0131rmad\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u015f\u00fckret, k\u0131z\u0131 tantuniciye g\u00f6t\u00fcrmek nedir o\u011flum? Sen bu k\u0131zla ciddi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor musun \u0130bo?<\/p>\n
+Ciddi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmesem tantuniciye g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr m\u00fcy\u00fcm abi, hem \u00e7ay i\u00e7mek i\u00e7in de \u0130hsan abinin \u00e7ay oca\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6t\u00fcrecektim.<\/p>\n
-\u0130hsan\u2019n\u0131n \u00e7ay oca\u011f\u0131na! Hani taburedeki \u00e7ivilerin neticemizi deldi\u011fi kald\u0131r\u0131ma oturulan esnaf \u00e7ay oca\u011f\u0131na hem de.<\/p>\n
+Evet abi, sen hep demez misin: \u00a0\u201cOran\u0131n \u00e7ay\u0131 bir ba\u015fka oluyor!\u201d diye.<\/p>\n
-Allah seni bildi\u011fi gibi yaps\u0131n semizotundan \u0130bo.\u00a0 Hem daha \u00f6nce ciddi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn k\u0131z\u0131 da Belediye \u00e7ay bah\u00e7esine g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcn hat\u0131rla.<\/p>\n
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+Evet abi, k\u0131z gelip oturdu, ikinci dakika kalk\u0131p gitti. Ben \u00e7ubuk kraker alm\u0131\u015f\u0131m, \u00e7ay s\u00f6yleyece\u011fim daha, konu\u015famadan romantik ortam\u0131 terk edip gitti.<\/p>\n
-Romantik ortam hemi \u0130bo! Belediye \u00e7ay bah\u00e7esinde k\u0131z bir s\u0131\u011f\u0131rla oturmu\u015f \u00e7ubuk krakerini \u00e7aya band\u0131r\u0131yor, hakkaten \u00e7ok romantik! Ulan di\u015fe yap\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f maydanoz \u0130bo, k\u0131za \u201cNe i\u00e7ersin bac\u0131m?\u201d demi\u015fsin.<\/p>\n
+ Ne diyeyim abi, kirve mi deseydim, ortak m\u0131 deseydim, topra\u011f\u0131m m\u0131 deseydim! \u0130lk bulu\u015fmam\u0131z sonu\u00e7ta, bu kadar samimi olmaya gerek yok ki!<\/p>\n
-Samimi olsan, kirve diyeceksin yani?<\/p>\n
+ Evet abi, sana da diyorum ya, kirve, topra\u011f\u0131m\u2026 Samimiyeti seviyorum ben abi. Sen demeyene kadar da o k\u0131z niye k\u0131z\u0131p gitti anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m vallahi! Me\u011fer, \u201cBac\u0131m!\u201d s\u00f6z\u00fcne bozulmu\u015f!<\/p>\n
-Sana nas\u0131l hitap edece\u011fimi bilmiyorum \u0130bo, sahiden bir tan\u0131m\u0131n yok!<\/p>\n
+ \u201cTopra\u011f\u0131m\u201d de abi.<\/p>\n
-La topra\u011f\u0131m, sen bu k\u0131zla ciddi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor musun sahiden?<\/p>\n
-\u015eu bac\u0131m dedi\u011fim k\u0131z m\u0131?<\/p>\n
– O de\u011fil ulan, \u015fu tantuniciye g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn!<\/p>\n
+Ciddi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmesem senle giderdim abi, onla niye gideyim?<\/p>\n
-Allah\u2019\u0131m bu imtihan\u0131 da bana g\u00f6nderen sensin, bana sab\u0131r ver!<\/p>\n
+ Ne yapaca\u011f\u0131z abi, k\u0131z bana g\u00f6rg\u00fcs\u00fcz dedi, \u00fcst\u00fcne de bir hayvan ismi telaffuz etti de s\u00f6ylemeyeyim \u015fimdi. \u00c7ok incindim, kalbim ac\u0131yor la abi! Sen arasan konu\u015fsan abi, ikna etsen bir bulu\u015fsak da derdimizi anlatsak, derdimizi dinlemeden kalk\u0131p gidiyorlar o g\u00fcc\u00fcme gidiyor abi?<\/p>\n
-O\u011flum k\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fczg\u00fcn bir restorana g\u00f6t\u00fcr, bir cafeye g\u00f6t\u00fcr bari tantunici olur mu?<\/p>\n
+ Abi sen demez misin hep \u201cHi\u00e7 de\u011fi\u015fme, hep kendin gibi kal!\u201d diye. Ben normal hayatta hi\u00e7 cafeye, restorana gitmiyorum ki? K\u0131z\u0131 oraya g\u00f6t\u00fcrsem ben ben olmam. Kendimle \u00e7eli\u015firim. Hem sonra bu k\u0131zla hay\u0131rl\u0131s\u0131yla oldu diyelim ve evlendik. Hep restorana, cafeye gitmek isteyecek. Ben asgari \u00fccretle nefes almaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan bir adam\u0131m. Asgari hayat\u0131ma bu \u015fekilde nas\u0131l devam edeyim? Sonra, \u201cSen \u00e7ok de\u011fi\u015ftin \u0130brahim!\u201d demeyecek mi?<\/p>\n
-O\u011flum nas\u0131l bir nebatats\u0131n sen la? \u00d6nce d\u00fczg\u00fcn yere g\u00f6t\u00fcr, bir konu\u015fun anla\u015f\u0131n gerisi kolay!<\/p>\n
+ Abi benle tantuniciye gelmeyen k\u0131zla yapamam ben, benim de kendime g\u00f6re kriterlerim var. Bug\u00fcn yar\u0131n seni de istemez bu k\u0131z, \u0130hsan abinin \u00e7ay oca\u011f\u0131na da gelmemi istemez.\u00a0 Mutsuz eder beni.\u00a0 Ben mutsuz olmak istemiyorum ki, sevdi\u011fim k\u0131zla tantuni yemek istiyorum, \u0130hsan abinin oradan \u00e7ay i\u00e7mek istiyorum. Sosyetik k\u0131zlarla i\u015fim olmaz abi. Hem bug\u00fcn yar\u0131n; yok tan\u0131\u015fma y\u0131ld\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fc, yok evlilik y\u0131ld\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fc hatta do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fc falan kutlamaya kalkar da delikanl\u0131 \u00e2leme rezil olurum! Hem benim babam hac\u0131, gelemem \u00f6yle \u015feylere.<\/p>\n
-Sahiden seni ibret olsun diye yaratm\u0131\u015f Rabbim. \u0130bo o\u011flum, sana ne desem bo\u015f!<\/p>\n
+ Eee abi, k\u0131z\u0131 ikna etsen de tantuniciye gelse olmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-\u015eemsiyen delinsin de donuna kadar \u0131slan \u0130bo. Tantuninden sinek \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n, ayran\u0131na leylek d\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcn.<\/p>\n
C\u0131rc\u0131r olas\u0131n da tantuniciye gideme emi!<\/p>\n
+ \u00c7ok a\u011f\u0131r konu\u015fuyorsun abi, olmuyor bak. Abi ac\u0131kt\u0131m ya tantuniye d\u00fc\u015fsek mi? Senle bir tantuni yesek de ac\u0131m dinsin, kalbim ac\u0131yor la abi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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