{"id":9083,"date":"2019-03-01T00:00:47","date_gmt":"2019-02-28T22:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=9083"},"modified":"2019-03-01T00:00:47","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T22:00:47","slug":"muallim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=9083","title":{"rendered":"Ki\u015fisel \u00c7eli\u015fim Kitab\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Muallim<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gece boyunca okuyup neredeyse bitirdi\u011fi, en \u00e7ok satan ki\u015fisel geli\u015fim kitab\u0131n\u0131n etkisiyle, di\u011fer g\u00fcnlerin aksine evinden \u00e7\u0131karken ne\u015feli ve olduk\u00e7a hevesli g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyordu. \u0130\u00e7inden, hi\u00e7bir \u015feyin moralini bozmas\u0131na izin vermeyece\u011fine dair kendi kendine s\u00f6z verdi. Zira kitapta ne h\u00e2l ve \u015fartta olunursa olunsun elyaf gibi yumu\u015fak ve pozitif kalmak gerekti\u011fi s\u00f6ylenmekteydi.<br \/>\nOn be\u015f ya\u015f\u0131na basmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen eve girerken ayakkab\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 h\u00e2l\u00e2 babas\u0131n\u0131nkilerin \u00fczerinde \u00e7\u0131karma al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcrmekte olan o\u011flunun bu m\u00fcnasebetsizli\u011fini, dikte edildi\u011fi \u00fczere g\u00f6rmezden gelerek ve de \u201cBismillah!\u201d diyerek g\u00fcne ba\u015flamak istedi. Malum kitab\u0131n dedi\u011fine g\u00f6re \u201cergendi\u201d bunlar ve terbiye edilmek \u015f\u00f6yle dursun, ebeveynlerine birka\u00e7 sene istikl\u00e2l harbi ya\u015fatabilirlerdi.<br \/>\n\u00c7ocu\u011funun ayakkab\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 kenara itip kendi iskarpinlerini bir s\u00fcngerle iyice temizledi. 5. kat kom\u015fu k\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131n ba\u011fr\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131ndan, afacan ve atom kar\u0131nca h\u0131z\u0131nda olan\u0131n yine uyu\u015fuk ablas\u0131n\u0131 bekledi\u011fini ve asans\u00f6r kabinini esir ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlad\u0131. Ak\u015famki kitap, \u201c\u00e7ocuk\u201d diyordu bunlara ve -defalarca uyar\u0131lsalar bile- yine sayg\u0131s\u0131zl\u0131k yapmakta ve s\u0131n\u0131rs\u0131zca davranmada \u00f6zg\u00fcrlerdi\u2026 O s\u0131ra yan\u0131ndan yine selams\u0131z sabahs\u0131z ve \u0131\u015f\u0131k h\u0131z\u0131yla ge\u00e7en \u00fcst kat kirac\u0131n\u0131n, elindeki \u00e7\u00f6p po\u015fetini s\u0131zd\u0131ra s\u0131zd\u0131ra ev yolunu sokak za\u011farlar\u0131 gibi i\u015faretlemekte oldu\u011funu fark etti. Kitaba g\u00f6re \u201c\u00e7ocuklu\u011funa inmek\u201d gerekiyordu baz\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n. Belki bu y\u00fczden Muallim Bey \u201cHay Allah!\u201d diyerek ve onun ad\u0131na da utanarak i\u00e7ine pek dert etmeden me\u015fhur yazar\u0131n keskin \u00f6ng\u00f6r\u00fcs\u00fcne dayan\u0131verdi.<br \/>\nKap\u0131 aral\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan eline tutu\u015fturulan k\u00e2\u011f\u0131da aceleyle \u00e7iziktirilmi\u015f -\u00e7o\u011fu fuzuli iken zamanla asli nitelik kazanan kalemlerin de eklenmesiyle hayli kabarm\u0131\u015f- ihtiya\u00e7 listesini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce sesi titreyerek \u201cMa\u015fallah Han\u0131m, Allah versin!\u201d dedi ama zoraki bir tebess\u00fcm bah\u015fetmekten de geri durmad\u0131. Ancak i\u011fnelemeyi saniyesinde anlayan kad\u0131n mizac\u0131n\u0131n tetikledi\u011fi \u00e7at\u0131k ka\u015flar ve \u015fiddetle y\u00fcz\u00fcne \u00e7arp\u0131lan \u00e7elik kap\u0131, ak\u015famleyin kendisini neyin bekledi\u011fini g\u00f6steren i\u015faret fi\u015fe\u011fiydi sanki. Haf\u0131zas\u0131nda, \u015fu sihirli kitab\u0131n kalp resimleriyle s\u00fcsl\u00fc kimi sayfalar\u0131nda \u00f6zellikle dikkat \u00e7ekti\u011fi ve hayat memat meselesi olarak g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc \u201cevlili\u011fe dair minik ayr\u0131nt\u0131lar ile belirli g\u00fcn ve haftalar\u201ddan hangisini \u0131skalad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hesap ederken bir yandan da merdivenlere davrand\u0131. Zira okul yolu, y\u00fcr\u00fcme mesafe ile yar\u0131m saat kadard\u0131.<br \/>\nG\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fc, sabah haberlerinde hava durumunu \u201cmuhtemelen\u201d demeye gerek duymadan t\u00fcm di\u015fimsi bilirki\u015fili\u011fiyle aktar\u0131veren bayan sunucu gibi yar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131plak ve yar\u0131 kapal\u0131yd\u0131 bug\u00fcn. \u00dczerine basa basa belirtti\u011fine g\u00f6re \u00f6\u011fleden sonra g\u00fcne\u015f etkisini iyice g\u00f6sterecek ve etraf \u00e2deta past\u0131rma yaz\u0131 ya\u015fayacakt\u0131. Muallim Bey, bunun i\u00e7in kaban ve \u015femsiye almaya gerek duymad\u0131.<br \/>\nSitenin hemen giri\u015finde kap\u0131s\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k h\u00e2lde duran okul servisine bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131 uzand\u0131 gayriihtiyari. \u0130\u00e7eride a\u011f\u0131r bir m\u00fczik alt\u0131nda birbiriyle -sabah\u0131n bu vaktinde- \u00e7emkire \u00e7emkire anla\u015fmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan yeni yetme talebelerin yan\u0131nda \u2013herh\u00e2lde- m\u00fc\u015fteri ka\u00e7ar kayg\u0131s\u0131yla di\u015fini s\u0131kt\u0131k\u00e7a sinirleri al\u0131nm\u0131\u015fa d\u00f6nen gen\u00e7 servis \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcn h\u00e2line ac\u0131mak istedi bir an. Sonra, okul koridorlar\u0131nda ve s\u0131n\u0131flarda y\u0131llard\u0131r \u201cYa sab\u0131r!\u201d zikirleri e\u015fli\u011finde kendi \u00e7ektiklerini hat\u0131rlad\u0131. Hi\u00e7 de\u011filse \u015fof\u00f6rlerin \u00e7ileleri birka\u00e7 saat kadard\u0131.<br \/>\nServisin \u00f6n\u00fcnden tam da s\u0131yr\u0131l\u0131p ge\u00e7ecekken kula\u011f\u0131n\u0131n dibine koca bir gramofon konulmu\u015f\u00e7as\u0131na ac\u0131 bir kornayla oldu\u011fu yerde irkildi. O haval\u0131 kornaya her kim basm\u0131\u015fsa \u00e7ocuklu\u011funa de\u011fil s\u00fclalesine kadar inmek istedi lakin akl\u0131na gelen bu gafilce kelamdan utanarak \u201cFes\u00fcbhanallah\u201d demekle yetindi.<br \/>\nKula\u011f\u0131, akl\u0131 ve ruhu kendine gelince kald\u0131r\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131karak genellikle izledi\u011fi g\u00fczerg\u00e2htan okula do\u011fru ilerledi. \u00c7\u00f6p konteynerini parselleyip sabah ak\u015fam \u00e2deti oldu\u011fu \u00fczere r\u0131z\u0131k arayan kara y\u00fczl\u00fc alfa kediyi, u\u011fursuzluk alameti saymadan ve de \u015fu me\u015fhur kitaptaki \u201chayvan sevgisi\u201d ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 alt\u0131nda i\u015flenenleri referans alarak tatl\u0131 bir edayla selamlamak istedi. Kedi, bu samimiyetten hi\u00e7 de ho\u015flanmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6sterircesine \u00fcrkek korkak bir bak\u0131\u015f ve tehditk\u00e2r bir miyavlama f\u0131rlatt\u0131 kendisine. Muallim Bey, bir i\u015f g\u00fcn\u00fc sabah\u0131nda t\u0131rmalanmamak ve millete rezil olmamak i\u00e7in onunla mesafeli bir ili\u015fki kurman\u0131n daha yerinde olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlay\u0131verdi.<br \/>\nAd\u0131mlarla beraber vakit de gitgide ilerlemekteydi. Cami dibindeki d\u00f6rt yol a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 birka\u00e7 ayd\u0131r mesken edinmi\u015f olan seyyar bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131y\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131yla selamlayan Muallim, i\u00e7i ve d\u0131\u015f\u0131 \u00e2deta satt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bal\u0131klar\u0131 and\u0131ran bu bayat suratl\u0131 adamdan ayn\u0131 ilgiyi g\u00f6remeyince Allah\u2019\u0131n selam\u0131 bo\u015fa gitmesin diyerek kendi i\u00e7inden \u201cAleyk\u00fcmselam\u201d dedi. Verilen onca selam\u0131n ancak birka\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 rica minnet cevaplayan bu adamla ge\u00e7erli bahaneler kurgulay\u0131p empati kurmak istedi. \u201cBelki morali bozuktu adam\u0131n, belki de ekonomik sorunlar\u0131 vard\u0131. Lakin adam, bayat bal\u0131klar\u0131na onun pek iltifat etmedi\u011fini bilmekte ve bundan dolay\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc buru\u015fturmaktayd\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nOlduk\u00e7a duyarl\u0131 ve ayr\u0131nt\u0131c\u0131 bir ki\u015fili\u011fi olan Muallim\u2019in sa\u00e7lar\u0131 belki de bu nedenle erkenden beyazlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. H\u00e2lbuki okulunda kendisinden on y\u0131l daha k\u0131demli ama h\u00e2l\u00e2 sa\u00e7lar\u0131na ak d\u00fc\u015fmemi\u015f nice kalender me\u015frep e\u011fitmen vard\u0131. Bazen \u00e7ok istemesine ra\u011fmen bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc onlar gibi olmay\u0131 ba\u015faramam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Hayat\u0131 anlaml\u0131 k\u0131lacak bir \u015feyler ar\u0131yordu daima \u00e7evresinde ama bulam\u0131yordu i\u015fte. Her \u015fey ne kadar baya\u011f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015f, mekanikle\u015fmi\u015f ve \u015firazesinden kay\u0131p gitmi\u015fti\u2026 G\u00fcn g\u00fcn artan bu rahats\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131 son raddeye var\u0131nca duruma bir son vermek i\u00e7in rehberlik\u00e7i arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6nerdi\u011fi ya\u015fam ko\u00e7lu\u011fu kitab\u0131n\u0131 okumaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Gece boyunca h\u0131fzetti\u011fi bu kitab\u0131n form\u00fcllerinin ikliminde bir g\u00fcn ge\u00e7irmeye karar verse de daha sabah\u0131n k\u00f6r\u00fcnde yakalad\u0131\u011f\u0131 birka\u00e7 ayr\u0131nt\u0131 sebebiyle \u015fimdiden atmosferi kararm\u0131\u015f gibiydi. Yine de kendine \u00e7ekid\u00fczen vermek istedi ve \u201cg\u00fclen adam\u201d rol\u00fcn\u00fc oynamaya devam etti.<br \/>\nOtob\u00fcs dura\u011f\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131nca okula yaya olarak gitmekten vazge\u00e7ti. Sabah serinli\u011finden korunmak i\u00e7in k\u00f6\u015fe sandalyelerin birine hemen ili\u015fti. Kenarda giyim ku\u015fam\u0131ndan okumu\u015f oldu\u011fu anla\u015f\u0131lan gen\u00e7 ve g\u00fczel bir bayan durmaktayd\u0131. Belki de diz \u00fcst\u00fc ete\u011finin miniye s\u0131yr\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnden olacak ayakta kalmay\u0131 tercih etmi\u015fti. Bukleli g\u00fcr sa\u00e7lar\u0131 ve k\u0131vr\u0131ml\u0131 bir s\u00fctunu and\u0131ran hatlar\u0131yla Yunan tanr\u0131\u00e7alar\u0131n\u0131 aratmayan bu g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcn\u00fcn \u00f6tesinden az sonra solucan gibi bir adam peydahland\u0131. Siyaha boyad\u0131\u011f\u0131 sa\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131n dip renginden ve y\u00fcz\u00fcndeki buru\u015fukluktan ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131n elliye dayand\u0131\u011f\u0131 belli olmaktayd\u0131. Aya\u011f\u0131nda, terlik niyetine takt\u0131\u011f\u0131 yumurta topuklu bir ayakkab\u0131, \u00fcst\u00fcnde ise yakas\u0131 ba\u011fr\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k beyaz bir g\u00f6mlek vard\u0131. \u0130skarpinlerini tak\u0131rdata tak\u0131rdata yakla\u015ft\u0131 dura\u011fa. Kad\u0131n\u0131 \u00e2deta te\u011fet ge\u00e7ip bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc rahat durmayan elleriyle ceplerini kurcalayarak ikisinin aras\u0131nda \u00e7ak\u0131l\u0131 kald\u0131. \u00c7evresine yayd\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u011f\u0131r kokudan, ak\u015famc\u0131 oldu\u011fu belliydi art\u0131k. Gece boyu yedi\u011fi \u00e7erezler ve i\u00e7ti\u011fi \u015feylerin etkisiyle olacak bu sabah so\u011fu\u011funda bile \u00fc\u015f\u00fcm\u00fcyordu adam. O an, kaybedecek hi\u00e7bir \u015feyi olmayanlar\u0131n tak\u0131nd\u0131\u011f\u0131 cahil cesaretiyle kad\u0131na do\u011fru s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131p \u201cG\u00fcnayd\u0131n bayan!\u201d diyebildi ve kuru kaba etlerini di\u011fer yolcuya d\u00f6nerek alaca\u011f\u0131 cevab\u0131 bekledi. Muallim\u2019in g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fcn ayd\u0131n olmas\u0131 zaten hi\u00e7 umurunda de\u011fildi.<br \/>\nKad\u0131ndan, tiksinmi\u015f bir y\u00fczle \u201cUzak dur be adam!\u201d tonunda yedi\u011fi f\u0131r\u00e7an\u0131n ard\u0131ndan hi\u00e7 karizmas\u0131 olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 h\u00e2lde varm\u0131\u015f ve \u00e7izilmemi\u015f gibi davranarak geriye d\u00f6n\u00fcp Muallim\u2019in fark\u0131na vard\u0131. A\u011fz\u0131nda s\u00f6vg\u00fcye benzer birka\u00e7 c\u00fcmle geveledi ve bir \u015feyler m\u0131r\u0131ldand\u0131. Onun ka\u00e7amak bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131na ayn\u0131 \u00fcrkeklikle kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k veren Muallim\u2019in yine empati hisleri uyand\u0131: \u201cDertliydi belki adam, bir hayat arkada\u015f\u0131 da olmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 bu g\u00fcne dek; a\u00e7t\u0131, susuzdu ve yapayaln\u0131zd\u0131. Kitab\u0131n dedi\u011fine g\u00f6re onlar\u0131 da anlamak laz\u0131md\u0131.\u201d<br \/>\nSol elindeki otuz\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fck tespihi di\u011fer eline f\u0131rlat\u0131p sallamaya ba\u015flayan adam, bu \u00e7evik hareketinin ard\u0131ndan bo\u015fta kalan eliyle \u0131sl\u0131k yap\u0131p kar\u015f\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131mda para \u00e7ekmekte olan arkada\u015f\u0131na seslendi:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015e\u015f\u015fiittt! K\u00e2aaaz\u0131m, bize de laaaz\u0131m!<br \/>\nK\u00e2z\u0131m, bir el selam\u0131yla ge\u00e7i\u015ftirmek istedi onu ama yakalanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ne yaz\u0131k! Kad\u0131ndan -\u015fimdilik- murad\u0131n\u0131 alamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlayan adam, kald\u0131r\u0131mdan yola atlayarak kurumu\u015f kal\u00e7as\u0131n\u0131 sallaya sallaya y\u00fcr\u00fcd\u00fc kar\u015f\u0131ya do\u011fru. Kald\u0131r\u0131ma ula\u015fmaya ramak kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ki -kendisini rahats\u0131z etti\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc- sin\u00fcslerini r\u00f6gar kenar\u0131na do\u011fru iki \u00e7evik manevrayla boca etmek istedi. Hayli profesyonel bir \u015fekilde de yapt\u0131 yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131. Elini pantolonun dizlerinde arka ve \u00f6n olmak \u00fczere iki kez doland\u0131rd\u0131. Bir z\u0131plama hareketiyle de bankamati\u011fin ve i\u015flemini bitirmekte olan arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131n dibine vard\u0131. Ard\u0131ndan tespihli eliyle arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131n omzuna, sab\u0131kal\u0131 parmaklar\u0131yla da bankamati\u011fe dayand\u0131.<br \/>\nMuallim Bey, y\u0131llard\u0131r maa\u015f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekti\u011fi bu bankamati\u011fin kenar\u0131ndan hangi la\u011f\u0131m farelerinin ge\u00e7ti\u011fini yakinen anlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 \u015fimdi. Yan\u0131nda k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u0131slak mendil ta\u015f\u0131yarak b\u00f6ylelerinin de arkas\u0131n\u0131 temizlemek gerekti\u011fine inand\u0131. \u201cMaazallah\u201d bu yap\u0131lmazsa \u015fehre frengi mikrobunun bile yay\u0131lma ihtimali vard\u0131. Kula\u011f\u0131na gelen kesik bir \u201ct\u0131sk!\u201d sesi ile bu belgeseli kapat\u0131p ba\u015fka bir filme do\u011fru odakland\u0131.<br \/>\nOtob\u00fcs\u00fcn arka koltuklar\u0131ndan birine yerle\u015firken \u201cYa her \u015fey \u00e7ok normal ya da ben tak\u0131nt\u0131l\u0131y\u0131m\u201d diye ge\u00e7irdi i\u00e7inden. O an kendini toplum i\u00e7inde kelaynak gibi kalm\u0131\u015f hissetti. Zira bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclemeyen trafik krizlerine ra\u011fmen Bond tarz\u0131 g\u00fcne\u015f g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcyle kravatl\u0131 bir memurdan daha haval\u0131 duran ve \u00e7alan sanat m\u00fczi\u011fine m\u0131r\u0131lt\u0131s\u0131yla e\u015flik eden \u015fof\u00f6r, gayet mutlu g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyordu her sabah; arkada mavi kafal\u0131 k\u0131z arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131 bir kenara s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p onun sahibiymi\u015f gibi davranan, kollar\u0131 boydan boya d\u00f6vmeli, kot pantolonu pitbul taraf\u0131ndan dalanm\u0131\u015f gibi duran hippinin de keyfi yerindeydi. Allah\u2019tan, han\u0131m han\u0131mc\u0131k bir k\u0131z, ya\u015fl\u0131 teyzeye yer verdi de Muallim\u2019in karamsarl\u0131\u011fa evrilen k\u00f6t\u00fcmser duygular\u0131 yeniden \u00fcmide yelken a\u00e7\u0131p filizlendi. Evet, evrende g\u00fczel \u015feyler de olmuyor de\u011fildi.<br \/>\n\u0130nerken \u201cOtob\u00fcs yerine yaya gelseydim daha \u00e7abuk ula\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m\u201d diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeden edemedi. \u0130ndir bindir s\u00fcreci ve trafi\u011fin s\u0131k s\u0131k kilitlenmesi dolay\u0131s\u0131yla kaplumba\u011fa h\u0131z\u0131yla ilerleyebilmi\u015flerdi. Her sabah bu can s\u0131k\u0131c\u0131 durumu ya\u015famamak i\u00e7in okula kestirmelerden y\u00fcr\u00fcyerek ula\u015fmay\u0131 ye\u011flerdi. Bu sayede hem sinirleri y\u0131pranmaz hem de kendisini dinlerdi. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck ve dar sokak aralar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ok severdi Muallim Bey. Modern s\u0131fatl\u0131 ve beton suratl\u0131 site hayatlar\u0131na kar\u015f\u0131n bu yoksul semtlerdeki mahalle ortam\u0131n\u0131 daha sevimli ve insani bulur, hatta buralara heves ederdi. Belki bedenlerini kalorifer petekleri \u0131s\u0131tm\u0131yordu ama duvarlar\u0131ndan birbirlerine do\u011fru olduk\u00e7a s\u0131cak bir muhabbet \u0131rma\u011f\u0131 akard\u0131 bu ah\u015fap evlerin\u2026<br \/>\nBu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceler i\u00e7erisinde okula girerken sabahleyin kendine verdi\u011fi s\u00f6z\u00fc tekrar hat\u0131rlad\u0131. \u00d6\u011frencilerine kar\u015f\u0131 daha g\u00fcler y\u00fczl\u00fc ve arkada\u015f gibi olacakt\u0131 bug\u00fcn. Kitab\u0131n tespitine g\u00f6re \u201cz\u201d ku\u015fa\u011f\u0131yd\u0131 bunlar. Bilgisayar ve internet d\u00fcnyas\u0131nda b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fcklerinden x ve y ku\u015fa\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re olduk\u00e7a hareketlilerdi. G\u00f6rmedikleri ve bilmedikleri bir \u015fey yoktu modern kafalara ve anne babalar\u0131na g\u00f6re; ayr\u0131ca da \u00e7ok zekilerdi. H\u00e2lbuki birka\u00e7 klavye k\u0131vrakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ve oyun prati\u011fi d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda \u00e7o\u011fu, internetin faydas\u0131ndan bile bihaberdi. Onlar\u0131n \u00f6zg\u00fcven k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 pi\u015fkinli\u011fini ve burnundan k\u0131l ald\u0131rmaz h\u00e2llerini g\u00f6rd\u00fck\u00e7e bir\u00e7ok e\u011fitmen art\u0131k yaka silker olmu\u015f ve velilerine de l\u00e2f anlatamad\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7in sonunda makaralar\u0131 koyvermi\u015flerdi.<br \/>\n8 saatlik dersin belki yar\u0131dan \u00e7o\u011funu t\u00fcm iyi niyetiyle ve palya\u00e7oluk yaparak ge\u00e7irmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 bug\u00fcn. F\u0131kralar anlatt\u0131, taklitler yapt\u0131, hoplad\u0131 z\u0131plad\u0131 konuyu anlat\u0131rken lakin dersler bitti\u011finde kendisinin h\u0131\u015f\u0131r\u0131 \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015fken \u00e7ocuklardan d\u00f6n\u00fct almak \u015f\u00f6yle dursun \u201cYine yok mu hocam?\u201d tarz\u0131nda hin bak\u0131\u015flar g\u00f6r\u00fcnce ilim de\u011fil film pe\u015finde olduklar\u0131n\u0131 anlad\u0131.<br \/>\nG\u00f6n sonunda y\u00fcr\u00fcyecek h\u00e2li kalmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in birka\u00e7 dakika solukland\u0131\u2026 Yorgun arg\u0131n bir \u015fekilde merdivenleri inerken \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n birbirlerine ha bire kendisini i\u015faret ettiklerini g\u00f6rd\u00fc ve bug\u00fcnk\u00fc \u201cstand up\u201d g\u00f6sterisinin ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131na inand\u0131. Kuru bir memur maa\u015f\u0131na koca y\u0131l boyunca b\u00f6yle bir performans\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcrmenin kendisine neye m\u00e2l olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hesap etti i\u00e7inden. Hi\u00e7 mi eviyle ilgilenmeyecekti, hi\u00e7 mi misafir a\u011f\u0131rlamayacakt\u0131, hi\u00e7 mi derdi olmayacak ve hep b\u00f6yle g\u00fcler y\u00fczle tak\u0131l\u0131p duracakt\u0131? Muallim\u2019i robot mu zannediyordu birileri ya da b\u00f6yle bir palya\u00e7olu\u011fun sonu nereye varacakt\u0131? Zoraki tebess\u00fcmlerle kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k verdi \u00f6\u011frencilerine yine de, kalplerini k\u0131rmad\u0131.<br \/>\nEve d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f yolunda trafikle ve otob\u00fcs curcunas\u0131yla u\u011fra\u015fmaktansa yar\u0131m saatlik y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn kendisine daha iyi gelece\u011fine karar verdi. Vakit ikindiyi \u00e7oktan ge\u00e7mi\u015f olmas\u0131na kar\u015f\u0131n, bayan meteorolojinin past\u0131rma yaz\u0131 m\u00fcjdesi hem tutmam\u0131\u015f hem de hava \u00e7oktan ya\u011fmur toplamaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Yolun yar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 ar\u015f\u0131nlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ki \u00f6nce bir \u00e7ise ard\u0131ndan da \u015fiddetli bir sa\u011fanak ba\u015flad\u0131. Lakin ne s\u0131rt\u0131nda bir mont vard\u0131 ne de elinde bir \u015femsiye\u2026 \u00dcst\u00fcndeki v yakal\u0131 kaza\u011f\u0131n bardaktan bo\u015fan\u0131rcas\u0131na ya\u011fan ya\u011fmurla beraber a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131 iki kat\u0131na \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f, neredeyse \u0131slanmam\u0131\u015f bir yeri kalmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131 Muallim\u2019in. O an akl\u0131na yapmay\u0131 unuttu\u011fu al\u0131\u015fveri\u015f ve han\u0131m\u0131yla ya\u015fayaca\u011f\u0131 muhtemel kriz geldi. Bir s\u00fcre d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek i\u00e7in yerinde kalakald\u0131. \u015eu an me\u015fhur kitab\u0131n tavsiye etti\u011fi t\u00fcm Polyannac\u0131l\u0131k taktiklerini denese de bir sonu\u00e7 alamayaca\u011f\u0131na kesinkes inand\u0131. Bug\u00fcn ilk defa olarak y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc buru\u015fturdu ve sinirle \u00e7antas\u0131ndaki ko\u00e7luk kitab\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131. \u00d6\u011fretmenler odas\u0131nda alt\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7izerek ezberledi\u011fi son c\u00fcmlesi ge\u00e7ti hat\u0131r\u0131ndan:<br \/>\n\u201cAn\u0131 ya\u015fa, hep h\u00fcr ol, hayat\u0131 y\u00f6net!\u201d<br \/>\nS\u0131r\u0131ls\u0131klam olmu\u015f \u00e7antadan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 yald\u0131zl\u0131 kitab\u0131 konteynere f\u0131rlat\u0131rken alfa kedininki d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda hi\u00e7bir kulak, Muallim\u2019in kurdu\u011fu son c\u00fcmleyi duyamad\u0131:<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130nsan olmak i\u00e7in \u00e2dab-\u0131 mua\u015feret!\u201d<br \/>\nKedinin mahcup bir bak\u0131\u015f\u0131 ve cevab\u0131 vard\u0131 sanki:<br \/>\n\u201cEyvallah abi!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muallim Gece boyunca okuyup neredeyse bitirdi\u011fi,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":160,"featured_media":9107,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/160"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}