{"id":8943,"date":"2018-07-03T22:00:50","date_gmt":"2018-07-03T19:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=8943"},"modified":"2018-07-03T22:00:50","modified_gmt":"2018-07-03T19:00:50","slug":"angut-mahmut-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=8943","title":{"rendered":"Angut Mahmut 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Angut Mahmut diyerek tiye ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m, \u015fiir d\u00fcnyas\u0131n\u0131n par\u0131ldayan g\u00fcne\u015fi, kelimelerin efendisi, te\u015fbihlerin \u00fcstad\u0131, imgelerin \u015f\u00f6valyesi, sevgili angut Mahmut karde\u015fim, her zamanki gibi \u00f6zelime yaz\u0131p, sonra benim cevap vermeme f\u0131rsat vermeden, gariban hesab\u0131m\u0131 yeniden engelleyerek, bana “dejavu”nun ne oldu\u011funu bir kez daha \u00f6\u011fretmi\u015ftir. Kendisine, t\u00fcm edebiyat \u00e2lemi gibi m\u00fcte\u015fekkirim.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sevgili \u00fcstad hazretleri yazd\u0131klar\u0131mdan son derece rahats\u0131z olmu\u015f ve beni y\u00fcce T\u00fcrk adaletine havale etmeye karar vermi\u015f. Vatana, millete hay\u0131rl\u0131, u\u011furlu olsun! \u00dcstelik bunu, sevenleriyle birlikte yapacakm\u0131\u015f. O adliyenin \u00f6n\u00fcnde olu\u015facak insan selini; ellerinde pankartlarla, dillerinde \u015fahs\u0131m\u0131 hedef alan sloganlarla, k\u0131zg\u0131n ve onurlu duran, kutsi bir davan\u0131n mah\u015feri kalabal\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcnce uykular\u0131m ka\u00e7\u0131yor, aman Allah’\u0131m!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ben \u015fimdi nas\u0131l uyuyaca\u011f\u0131m, nas\u0131l korkular\u0131mdan kurtulaca\u011f\u0131m ve angut karde\u015fime kendimi nas\u0131l affettirece\u011fim? Ha, bir de sevenlerine tabii! Art\u0131k beni prangalara m\u0131 vururlar, tabutluklara m\u0131 koyarlar, giyotinle sefil kellemi kesip angutlara yem mi ederler? Hay\u0131r, pek sevenim de yoktur hani. \u00dc\u00e7 be\u015f facebook fenomeni, \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f de \u015fair ceketli adam! Yaz\u0131k de\u011fil mi bana?!<\/span><\/p>\n

Dizlerimin titremesine engel olam\u0131yorum. \u00c7enem k\u0131k\u0131rdak k\u0131sm\u0131ndan kopacakm\u0131\u015f gibi inan\u0131n!
\nBir lanete tutulmu\u015f gidiyorum. Yahu, herif\u00e7io\u011flunun yerini yurdunu da bilmiyorum. \u015e\u00f6yle kap\u0131s\u0131na dayansam, elimde bir buket g\u00fcl!!! Yok ya g\u00fcl olmad\u0131, k\u0131z istemeye mi gidiyoruz, t\u00f6vbe t\u00f6vbe!
\nBir tepsi baklava alay\u0131m yan\u0131ma, hem yanl\u0131\u015f anla\u015f\u0131lmaz, hem de tatl\u0131 yer, tatl\u0131 konu\u015furuz mesaj\u0131 vermi\u015f olurum. Ne de olsa imaj \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli. Kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, en yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 j\u00f6nlerin yan\u0131nda \u00e7irkin kalaca\u011f\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcyle bana baksa, g\u00fcl\u00fcmsese, “demek pi\u015fman oldun ha dese!” Sonra at\u0131lsam ayaklar\u0131na, o m\u00fcbarek ellerini \u00f6psem. Yalvarsam, yakarsam olmaz m\u0131yd\u0131? A\u00e7ayd\u0131mmm kollar\u0131m\u0131, gitme diyeydimm, yok bu replik buraya uymad\u0131, pardon angutcu\u011fum!<\/span><\/p>\n

Hay\u0131r, m\u00fcbarek Kadir gecesi, hangi duan\u0131n aras\u0131nda ben d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm bu z\u0131rtapozun akl\u0131na bilmiyorum ki! Art\u0131k biri mi ispiyonlad\u0131, aptala mal\u00fbm mu oldu, hay bin kunduz! Yani beni engellemese, belki bu kandil g\u00fcn\u00fc h\u00fcrmetine kendimi ba\u011f\u0131\u015flatt\u0131rabilirdim. Ba\u011f\u0131\u015flatt\u0131rabilmek… Ne zor kelime yahu, angut\u00e7u\u011fum okuyamaz \u015fimdi bunu, k\u0131yamam… Ya en az\u0131ndan, amat\u00f6r \u015fiirlerimden birini hediye ederdim zat-\u0131 \u015fahanelerine, belki yumo\u015f g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f havlular gibi yumu\u015fac\u0131k olurdu benim tosunum, \u015fans\u0131m yok ki!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ah ben! \u00c7atall\u0131 dilimle, aziz bir ki\u015fili\u011fe de\u011fdim. \u00d6lsem toprak kabul etmeyecek g\u00fcnahk\u00e2r cesedimi, kalsam dara\u011fa\u00e7lar\u0131 ve boynumda urganlarla s\u00fcr\u00fclecem Mahmud’un ilenmesine! Akl\u0131m neredeydi, biraz efendi olsam ne olurdu, ah e\u015fek kafa ah! \u015eimdi b\u00f6yle d\u00f6v\u00fcn dur, oh olsun sana!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130yisi mi, bir kutu uyku hap\u0131yla intihar edeyim ben. Evet evet, en do\u011frusu bu. Angutlar\u0131n en \u015fanl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n gazab\u0131ndan ancak b\u00f6yle kurtulabilirim. Ama bi dakika, bende \u00fclser var. Asit denizinin i\u00e7inde hemen buhar olur o haplar, en fazla \u015f\u00f6yle birka\u00e7 saat uyumu\u015f olurum. Ba\u015fka bir yol bulmak laz\u0131m. Bir k\u00f6pr\u00fcden atlayay\u0131m o zaman. Mahmut\u00e7u\u011fuma yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m kepazeliklerimi koynuma al\u0131p, b\u0131rakay\u0131m kendimi bo\u015flu\u011fa. Ama bu da olmaz ki! Bende, \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fcze afiyet, y\u00fckseklik fobisi var. D\u00fc\u015femeden bay\u0131l\u0131r\u0131m orac\u0131kta. Kiral\u0131k katil tutay\u0131m o halde? Bak angutum, nas\u0131l fikir? H\u0131mmm, hakl\u0131s\u0131n, dolar alm\u0131\u015f ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 gidiyor, bende de cimrilik var, hayatta anla\u015famay\u0131z cani heriflerle. \u00c7aresiz, mahkemeye, bir m\u00fccella \u015fah\u0131sla y\u00fczle\u015fmeye \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131z desene!<\/span><\/p>\n

Yaln\u0131z Mahmut\u00e7u\u011fum, hakimin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zda, Mahmut oldu\u011funu ispat ederken de\u011fil de, angut olan\u0131n sen oldu\u011funu ispat etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken, seni izleyip \u00e7ok g\u00fclece\u011fimi bilesin!
\nHay\u0131r, angut oldu\u011funu ispat edersen, sana angut dedi\u011fim i\u00e7in bir ceza almayaca\u011f\u0131m, angut oldu\u011funu ispat edemezsen, angut s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc sana s\u00f6yledi\u011fimi de ispat edemeyece\u011fin i\u00e7in ben yine ceza almayaca\u011f\u0131m. Yok, basmad\u0131 kafan de\u011fil mi?<\/span><\/p>\n

Bak \u015fimdi, sen angutsan, ben sana angut Mahmut diyorum ya hani… Ohooo balatalar yand\u0131 bile! \u00c7ok ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun sevgili karde\u015fim, acil \u015fifalar dilerim. Bezelye kadar beyninin bunu kald\u0131ramayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 nereden bilecektim ki, affet!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130\u015fte, y\u00fcce T\u00fcrk adaleti! Angut Mahmut’un tasallutundan b\u00f6yle kurtar\u0131l\u0131r. Vesselam…<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Angut Mahmut diyerek tiye ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m, \u015fiir…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}