{"id":11311,"date":"2022-02-01T02:24:21","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T23:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=11311"},"modified":"2022-02-01T02:24:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T23:24:21","slug":"kedi-kurtarma-timi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kadrandergi.com.tr\/?p=11311","title":{"rendered":"Kedi Kurtarma Timi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bizim ev yedinci kattayd\u0131, minyon tipli kahverengi beyaz boyal\u0131 m\u00fctevaz\u0131 g\u00fczel bir binan\u0131n son kat\u0131.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130lk ailemle kald\u0131\u011f\u0131m ev yani bu bahsetti\u011fim.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00d6b\u00fcr blokla \u00e7at\u0131dan birle\u015fiyoruz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

San\u0131r\u0131m o taraftan bir \u00e7ocuk bir kedi alm\u0131\u015f apartmana.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Koyu renk a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131, arada bir iki ton a\u00e7\u0131k renk olan ergen bir kedi.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bizim oraya gelmi\u015f o da.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

O zamanlardan kedi manya\u011f\u0131yd\u0131m.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Su yemek filan veriyorum tabi\u00ee ki gitmesin diye <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yabani de \u00f6k\u00fcz!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ama sevmek de b\u00f6yle bir \u015fey de\u011fil mi azizim? Kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k alamasan da sevmek, sevilmek zaten sevmene m\u00fcsaade etmesi, sen onu severken seni incitmemesi de\u011fil mi tam olarak?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Neyse ben ona su, yo\u011furt filan b\u0131rak\u0131yorum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bir g\u00fcn kar\u015f\u0131 kom\u015fu \u00e7aat diye a\u00e7\u0131yor kap\u0131y\u0131 elimde bardak, \u00fczerimde sala\u015f bir namaz ete\u011fi, ba\u015f\u0131mda muhtemelen nenemin olan ba\u015f\u00f6rt\u00fcs\u00fc.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

G\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcm g\u00f6z al\u0131c\u0131.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Bu kediyi buraya kim getirmi\u015f ya hu! Kaka yap\u0131yor, \u00e7i\u015f yap\u0131yor kirletiyor buray\u0131!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

diye serzenince hak veriyorum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Zaten ben \u00e7ok ve \u00e7abuk hak veririm insanlara.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hemen ikna oluveriyorum ama kendi hakk\u0131m\u0131 ve kedi hakk\u0131m\u0131 da unutmam.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Helozonik merdivenlerden inemiyor yavrum nas\u0131l insin yedi kat?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elimde e\u011fer suyu \u00e7at\u0131da i\u00e7mek gibi bir fantezim yoksa kediye su verdi\u011fimin apa\u00e7\u0131k delili olan bardakla an\u0131nda saf de\u011fi\u015ftiriyorum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Ay valla bilmiyorum teyzecim, kim getirmi\u015fse buraya yan taraftan \u00e7ocuklar b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f san\u0131r\u0131m.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ay\u0131p ya! Yaz\u0131k g\u00fcnah hayvana hem korkuyor c\u0131ks c\u0131ks c\u0131ks!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tarihte kendini bile sat\u0131\u015fa getiren getiren ilk ki\u015fi de\u011filim \u00f6rneklerimi ve daha k\u00f6t\u00fclerini g\u00f6rd\u00fcm.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Apartmandan s\u0131k s\u0131k \u015fik\u00e2yet gidiyor y\u00f6netime.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

O zaman apartman y\u00f6neticimiz Hayrettin Amca.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hafiften k\u0131sa boylu, esmer tenli etine dolgun g\u00fcle\u00e7 bir adam.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Makine m\u00fchendisi. Ama m\u00fchendislerin hakikaten m\u00fchendis oldu\u011fu zamanlardan bir m\u00fchendis.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Emekli albay gibi darlamayan ama bir m\u00fchendis dokunu\u015fuyla apartman\u0131 dizayn eden ho\u015f bir zek\u00e2.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c7ok \u015fik\u00e2yet al\u0131nca m\u00fcdahale ediyor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bizim kap\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131yor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ablamla biz kat\u0131l\u0131yoruz KKTye (Kedi Kurtarma Timi)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yukar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yoruz kedinin pe\u015fine <\/span><\/span>d\u00fc\u015fec<\/span><\/span>e<\/span><\/span>\u011fi<\/span><\/span>z bizi g\u00f6ren kedi asans\u00f6r bo\u015flu\u011funa ka\u00e7\u0131yor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Asans\u00f6r de size nas\u0131l anlatay\u0131m eski krallar\u0131 tahta \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p tahttan indiren antikal\u0131kta bir asans\u00f6r.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tabi bizi ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in minnettar\u0131z ama her bini\u015fimizde hayat\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 <\/span><\/span>g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc<\/span><\/span>n \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7irten eskilikte bir makine.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sanki asans\u00f6r icat edilmi\u015f de bir \u00fcst modeli bizimki o derece eski.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yakla\u015f\u0131k bir bu\u00e7uk metrekare geni\u015fli\u011finde dosta da d\u00fc\u015fmana da deh\u015fet sa\u00e7an ne id\u00fc\u011f\u00fc belirsiz \u015fahs\u0131na m\u00fcnhas\u0131r bir asans\u00f6r.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130\u00e7i ne kadar korkun\u00e7sa \u00fcst\u00fc,<\/span><\/span> makine dairesi, bo\u015flu\u011fu da o derece korkun\u00e7.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Daha korkuncu ise i\u015fte o kedinin asans\u00f6r kabinin bo\u015flukta kalan \u00fcst k\u0131sm\u0131na saklanmas\u0131.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Biri en son kata \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda muhtemelen \u00f6lecek ve korkun\u00e7 vicdan azab\u0131yla birlikte bize korkun\u00e7 kokular b\u0131rakacak.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

E\u011fer kedinin muhakkak oradan \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131na ikna olduysan\u0131z devam ediyorum:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Asans\u00f6r\u00fc devre d\u0131\u015f\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131yoruz evvela.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Anahtarla yedinci kat\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p almaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz gelmiyor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Uzun uzun u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yoruz nerden geldi\u011fini bilmedi\u011fimiz bir \u00e7ocuk ordusu olu\u015fuveriyor bir anda Komutan Hayrettin Pa\u015fa!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vur de vural\u0131m, \u00f6l de \u00f6lelim Pa\u015fam! Kararl\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda art\u0131yor KKT!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Kedinin pe\u015finde ine ine ilerliyoruz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130kinci kata iniyoruz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Akl\u0131m\u0131za kom\u015fudan yo\u011furt istemek geliyor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130stiyoruz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Kom\u015funun o\u011flu bir k\u00e2se yo\u011furt ve yan\u0131na ekmek veriyor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ben tutuyorum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0130nsan yedisinde neyse yetmi\u015finde odur azizim yo\u011furt k\u00e2sesine ekme\u011fi ban\u0131p ban\u0131p yiyorum (hahaha \u015fimdi anlat\u0131nca komik olmad\u0131 ama o zaman \u00e7ok komikti yav<\/span><\/span>?<\/span><\/span>)\u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u00e7ok gerilmi\u015fiz ve g\u00fclmeye ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z var.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Epey bi<\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span> g\u00fcl\u00fcyoruz benim yo\u011furt yiyi\u015fime hem her yi\u011fidin bir yo\u011furt yiyi\u015fi var sonu\u00e7ta.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yo\u011furtlu ekme\u011fin biraz\u0131n\u0131 kediye de veriyoruz ama nafile hayvan korkuyor yemiyor ve a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 inmeye devam ediyoruz.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En son zemin kata iniyoruz kedi bir yolunu bulup ka\u00e7\u0131yor aradan bir ka\u00e7\u0131\u015f ki \u0131\u015f\u0131nlanmay\u0131 bulmu\u015f hayvan\u0131n o\u011flu.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bu da b\u00f6yle bir an\u0131 olarak kal\u0131yor haf\u0131zamda.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hayrettin Amcam sonras\u0131nda kanser olup vefat ediyor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

O kedici\u011fin t\u00fcyleri adedince esenlik, ferahl\u0131k olsun kabrinde.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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